Get your fonts right, Mad Men.

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 11:33:45 -0400

Get your fonts right, Mad Men.: At least there has been no Comic Sans spotted.

"You know, sometimes I wake up in the morning and think ‘I love people!’"

Sun, 07 Sep 2008 14:13:27 -0400

““You know, sometimes I wake up in the morning and think ‘I love people!’””

- The best thing I’ve heard all week, conveyed with much sarcasm, via my friend Richard Lawson

What are “love tomatoes”? Perhaps I don’t want...

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 13:38:34 -0400

What are “love tomatoes”? Perhaps I don’t want to know.

Good Things Should Never End

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 12:10:57 -0400

Good Things Should Never End: Amazing design and super entertaining. Via Michael

Over Papa’s shoulder waits another Papa. Brooklyn pizza...

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 20:49:59 -0400

Over Papa’s shoulder waits another Papa. Brooklyn pizza joints have the best décor.

Family Matters

Wed, 03 Sep 2008 22:25:52 -0400

Uncle Danny: Our next VP speaks in 30 minutes!
Me: That religious nut with the annoying voice? If she's our next VP, I'm moving to the moon.
Uncle Danny: Oh, calm down. You have to admit Rudy just told the truth.
Me: RUDY? Oh, BARF. Gotta go...watching Mad Men...love ya!

Palin Is An Annoying Nut

Wed, 03 Sep 2008 19:32:14 -0400

Palin Is An Annoying Nut: Watch the video, then read Sam Harris’ evaulation. I am patient with other views, but I have a feeling Palin would have a huge problem with the separation of church and state…and I also kind of think she might not know what that is. Barf.

I don’t know where this came from and I don’t know...

Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:17:56 -0400

I don’t know where this came from and I don’t know who did it. I don’t know why. All I know, is that it makes me laugh. I don’t know why about that, either.

Mets v. Astros. Not doing so well. I always jinx them.

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 20:31:32 -0400

Mets v. Astros. Not doing so well. I always jinx them.

"The French writer Émile Deschamps claims in his memoires, that in 1805 he was treated to some plum..."

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:15:32 -0400

““The French writer Émile Deschamps claims in his memoires, that in 1805 he was treated to some plum pudding by a stranger named Monsieur de Fontgibu. Ten years later, the writer encountered plum pudding on the menu of a Paris restaurant, and wanted to order some, but the waiter told him the last dish had already been served to another customer, who turned out to be de Fontgibu. Many years later, in 1832, Émile Deschamps was at a diner, and was once again offered plum pudding. He recalled the earlier incident and told his friends that only de Fontgibu was missing to make the setting complete — and in the same instant, the now senile de Fontgibu entered the room””

- Wikipedia page for “Synchronicity”

Boy, 3, Puts Cat Into Microwave

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:30:44 -0400

Boy, 3, Puts Cat Into Microwave:

I want to make it very clear that I don’t think it’s funny that a little boy put a cat in a microwave.

I want to make it very clear that I do think it’s funny that the cat’s name is “Stouffer”. The irony. The irony.

“US Catholics pleased with pope, survey...

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 15:51:04 -0400

“US Catholics pleased with pope, survey finds”

Interesting. I guess I can understand that they’re pleased with his tendency to say terrible things and wear great hats. So many great hats, that PBXVI!

Last weekend I saw my first love for the first time in forever....

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 17:33:34 -0500

Last weekend I saw my first love for the first time in forever. He came to New York with a friend. Other than bringing with him all of the reasons I ever loved him, he brought a gift. He burned me a copy of every Peter Sellers movie that is only available on VHS to dvd. Now I have them to obsess over. The first I’ve knocked off the list is the above, Only Two Can Play.

It’s 1962 Sellers (which, if you didn’t know, is Sellers in his prime, according to me). He plays an unhappy librarian who has a wandering eye. Horny librarian Peter Sellers when he was kind of chubby? HOLY FUCK.

Be still.

This is amazing.

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 14:25:34 -0500

This is amazing.

On 1st avenue and 8th street, or something like that. I have no...

Fri, 07 Dec 2007 18:47:00 -0500

On 1st avenue and 8th street, or something like that. I have no idea what it means and I was too scared to find out. It sounds sexual.

Oh my god. I just died from how sad that is, and then...

Wed, 05 Dec 2007 20:30:44 -0500

Oh my god. I just died from how sad that is, and then resurrected because of how cute that is.

Better Than Either Orgasm or Religion

Sun, 02 Dec 2007 17:09:13 -0500

Queer passerby: Oh my god, you look amazing! I love that skirt!
Chick, to friend: Don't you love outfit validation from a gay man?!

(My third quote to make it to Overheard in New York)

Ingrom Petkirk

Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:50:45 -0500

I am watching a documentary called I Am an Animal about the founder of PETA (a group who I have mixed feelings about) and I realized that she looks like someone else famous.

Ingrid Newkirk:

Tom Petty:

Jacob Edwards: my funny friend.

Sat, 01 Dec 2007 09:12:52 -0500

Jacob: I want a blueberry muffin. Or poppy seed.
Me: Not poppy seed. They get stuck in your teeth.
Jacob: That's true, but I have a dental plan now. So I'll just get them professionally clean after every muffin.

This is my favorite track from the Hanson Christmas album titled...

Sat, 01 Dec 2007 08:04:26 -0500

This is my favorite track from the Hanson Christmas album titled Snowed In. I’m not being ironic. I genuinely like it.