Last weekend I saw my first love for the first time in forever. He came to New York with a friend. Other than bringing with him all of the reasons I ever loved him, he brought a gift. He burned me a copy of every Peter Sellers movie that is only available on VHS to dvd. Now I have them to obsess over. The first I’ve knocked off the list is the above, Only Two Can Play.

It’s 1962 Sellers (which, if you didn’t know, is Sellers in his prime, according to me). He plays an unhappy librarian who has a wandering eye. Horny librarian Peter Sellers when he was kind of chubby? HOLY FUCK.